Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Mantra...

Do not write on medication...

Do not write while brain is blitzed with pain.

I don't care if the baby in your dream did poop all over you.

I don't care if the baby in your dream did vomit all over you.

I don't care if the toilet in your dream really did overflow.

I don't care if the twin babies in your dream really did...*blink*...what did they do besides be simply adorable? *shrug* I don't know.

Do not write on medication.

Do not write when your brain is OOOOZING from your ears because your frelling FOOT is in FREAKING PAIN!

*slooooooow blink*

Owwwwwwwww.....

How much are you willing to bet that I have another dream about a baby tonight? And how much are you willing to bet that baby does something gross!

And you know what I have to say to the dream baby?

I CAN'T WRITE YOU RIGHT NOW!!! MY FRELLING FOOT IS BROKEN!

And how the foot connects to the fingers and the brain, my iron will asks?

I don't KNOW! But it DOES and my writing SUCKS when I can't CONCENTRATE! I mean, hello, I was trying to write an EMAIL and kept forgetting AALLLLLL the words!

*breathing* I will be writing again...soon. I hope. For the love of Pete. My characters and all these freakin' babies are about to drive me frelling nuts!

5 comments:

  1. I'm right there with you, Frankie. It's not my foot, but a condition with my ear and today I'm on basically sea-sick medicine. No concentrating for me. If I sit for a few mins, I'm ready for a nap.

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  2. How's your ankle, Frankie? Getting better?

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  3. hello i have read you blog today i am from Montreal thank you

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  4. I hope your foot is healing, you poor thing.

    I know all about writing while under medication. Years ago I had to have teeth pulled and the very next day I had a final exam in high school. There I was, doped to the gills, trying to write about something. It's rather telling that I don't remember what it was I wrote.

    Jai

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